Annual Awards of 2007

I found the following contents in a QQ group, when I asked someone who posted it where did from, the guy said it was transferred from a friend's friend, so I don't know its original place. Looking back to the year of 2007, there were so many things that couldn't be forgotten, such as inflation, media scandals, etc.. So a list of awards for those important events has been made by someone, attracting me to make a comment on it. As you know the inflation rate is quite high in 2007, the official said it was 6.5%, but I think it was underestimated. The price of pork is a significant example, it kept increase from the beginning of the year to the highest at August, I remember once per kilo of pork ribs charged ¥ 42.0 Yuan. To know the conditions of price of pork, click here and here to know the opinions of the general Chinese people. We are living in a time of inflation, some other places like Taiwan is also encountered this problem. The inflation rate of Taiwan is 4.5%. Ironically, the state owned media CCTV said in the fourth channel which always smears the achievement of democratization in Taiwan and defends the despotism in China , "the Taiwan people cry that they can't support their lives", and said in firth channel CCTV1, "the inflation has no big impacts on people's life". Moreover, you must have heard of a media scandal which caused a part-time journalist lost his job. Months ago, Beijing TV covered news saying there was someone selling the pork buns stuffed with cardboard, astonishing the whole nation. But when many people queried the truth, the authority fined the TV station and the journalist saying it was fake news fabricated by the journalist. On the contrary to the willing of the authority, more people believed it was real. Now, please have look at the following:

2007 年度大奖年度经济动物大奖：猪
猪肉价直追房价。
颁奖辞：它以它的生命完成了一道经济学课题。

2007年度形象动物大奖：熊猫
烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...
颁奖辞：它以它的形象实现了一次网络颠覆。

2007年度感伤动物大奖：白鳍豚
它，灭绝了
颁奖辞：人类的杰作。

2007年度食品大奖：包子
纸馅的，包子
颁奖辞：人类的又一杰作。

2007年度流体力学贡献大奖：张艺谋
时间和乳沟一样，挤一挤还是有的。
颁奖辞：以强烈的视觉效果增强了东方女性的自信。

2007年度PARTY设计大奖：现在大学同学工作后第一次聚会常选择在动物园
大家共同的理由是：只有在这里，才能感慨到自己还是个人……
颁奖辞：重温达尔文

Some friends, who don't know Chinese, can read the following translation:

Annual Awards of 2007

Annual award of economic animals: pigs;
The increasing speed of price of pork is catching up that of real estate;
The prize presentation speech: they have completed an economic topic by their lives.

Annual award of image animal: panda;
The one which burns incense is not necessarily the monk, sometimes may also be a panda ...
The prize presentation speech: it use its image to accomplish subversion of network.

Annual award of sentiment animal: Baiji dolphin
It, has been extinct;
The prize presentation speech: masterpiece of human.

Annual award of food: stuffed buns;
Pork buns, stuffed with cardboards;
The prize presentation speech: another masterpiece of human.

Annual award of contribution to hydrodynamics: Zhang Yimou;
Time, like the cleavage (breast), can always be presented if it is squeezed;
The prize presentation speech: enhance the Oriental women's self-confidence with strong visual effects.

Annual award of PARTY Design: the venue of first time classmates reunion of the university students is often chose in the zoo
Our common reason is: only here can we feel ourselves or are human ...
The prize presentation speech: reviewing

We can see that most of the events had relation with animals, such as panda, pig and Baiji Dolphin. I must add an award for this year which still has relation with animals:

2007年最震撼動物大獎： 螞蟻
千萬不要小看螞蟻，它們能毀掉很多家庭
頒獎辭：螞蟻雖小，能撐起一座大廈，也能顛覆一座大廈。

The translation is:

Annual award of most impressive animal: ants.
Don't look down upon the ants. They can ruin hundreds of families.
The prize presentation speech: although small in size, the ants can in one hand support a building, in the other hand destroy it.

You can find more stories about the animals, like South China tiger, but not the animals let us feel so ridiculous, but some Chinese behind.