我很搞不懂，為什么饅頭非得圓形的，其他形狀不可以嗎？我覺得很無聊，而且要是真的執行這種標準，南方人怎么辦，干啃無味的北方饅頭嗎？說實在的，如果饅頭只能是圓形的，有個老外John Kennedy(feng37)就對我說：是不是從今以后面條都不能夠只有一端呢？（And from now on noodles must be with only one end. Anyways）。誰都知道，面條生來有兩端的，可是這種標準就如說面條不允許只有一端這么無聊。這樣的事件假裝讓人覺得好笑，其實是很無知，我有聽過某地方政府部門規定公務員去做按摩的時候，只允許小姐按摩規定的部位，超過這個界限該名公務員就要受到處罰。其實大家也不用責備，世界上奇怪的法律多的是，不缺這種荒誕的標準，就當作一則笑話來看待吧。
不能不驚嘆王三表是個人物，今早的一幅貼圖讓我大開眼界。左側的圖轉自從三表的博客的一篇只有此圖片的帖子这么多年来……，將本朝的皇家電視臺CCTV狠狠地惡搞了一頓。在這圖中，CCTV上了三聯生活周刊的封面，CC被PS成了一對奶子，英文字母T成了一橫之下掛著一個男人的生殖器，V不就是女人的生殖器嗎？確實是很形象，很容易讓人產生聯想。不過我不太明白他所配的文字的含義，Crazy Chinese Towards Victory（瘋狂的中國人走向勝利）是什麽意思讓人捉摸不透。但我從這幅圖中真正明白什麽叫“一個中心，兩個基本點”、“兩手抓，兩手都要硬”、“狠抓實幹”……，這可是這家充當喉舌的電視臺每天必講的話，現在就從它所行使的功能來講，用在它的身上的確也合適不過。因此，我決定以後將中央電視臺稱為一個抓奶操逼的機構。可是不知道，三聯社（聽起來像黑幫）會不會給大膽的三表難看，這就不得而知了。
I found the following contents in a QQ group, when I asked someone who posted it where did from, the guy said it was transferred from a friend's friend, so I don't know its original place. Looking back to the year of 2007, there were so many things that couldn't be forgotten, such as inflation, media scandals, etc.. So a list of awards for those important events has been made by someone, attracting me to make a comment on it. As you know the inflation rate is quite high in 2007, the official said it was 6.5%, but I think it was underestimated. The price of pork is a significant example, it kept increase from the beginning of the year to the highest at August, I remember once per kilo of pork ribs charged ¥ 42.0 Yuan. To know the conditions of price of pork, click here and here to know the opinions of the general Chinese people. We are living in a time of inflation, some other places like Taiwan is also encountered this problem. The inflation rate of Taiwan is 4.5%. Ironically, the state owned media CCTV said in the fourth channel which always smears the achievement of democratization in Taiwan and defends the despotism in China , "the Taiwan people cry that they can't support their lives", and said in firth channel CCTV1, "the inflation has no big impacts on people's life". Moreover, you must have heard of a media scandal which caused a part-time journalist lost his job. Months ago, Beijing TV covered news saying there was someone selling the pork buns stuffed with cardboard, astonishing the whole nation. But when many people queried the truth, the authority fined the TV station and the journalist saying it was fake news fabricated by the journalist. On the contrary to the willing of the authority, more people believed it was real. Now, please have look at the following:
Some friends, who don't know Chinese, can read the following translation:
Annual Awards of 2007
Annual award of economic animals: pigs; The increasing speed of price of pork is catching up that of real estate; The prize presentation speech: they have completed an economic topic by their lives.
Annual award of image animal: panda; The one which burns incense is not necessarily the monk, sometimes may also be a panda ... The prize presentation speech: it use its image to accomplish subversion of network.
Annual award of sentiment animal: Baiji dolphin It, has been extinct; The prize presentation speech: masterpiece of human.
Annual award of food: stuffed buns; Pork buns, stuffed with cardboards; The prize presentation speech: another masterpiece of human.
Annual award of contribution to hydrodynamics: Zhang Yimou; Time, like the cleavage (breast), can always be presented if it is squeezed; The prize presentation speech: enhance the Oriental women's self-confidence with strong visual effects.
Annual award of PARTY Design: the venue of first time classmates reunion of the university students is often chose in the zoo Our common reason is: only here can we feel ourselves or are human ... The prize presentation speech: reviewing
We can see that most of the events had relation with animals, such as panda, pig and Baiji Dolphin. I must add an award for this year which still has relation with animals:
Annual award of most impressive animal: ants. Don't look down upon the ants. They can ruin hundreds of families. The prize presentation speech: although small in size, the ants can in one hand support a building, in the other hand destroy it.
You can find more stories about the animals, like South China tiger, but not the animals let us feel so ridiculous, but some Chinese behind.
@feng37 加拿大人，和美國前總統John Kennedy同名同姓，中文名叫馮三七。我如何在Twitter上碰上這個哥們已經不太可考了，恐怕是誤打誤撞就碰上了，但是當時我正關心在中國的那些老外，也許有所關聯。他十分關心中國的時政，長期居住在廣州，比一個土生土長的中國人還關注中國的時政，有好事者將其列入”廣州十虎“。他在twitter多以中國的人權狀況、民主和政治敏感的話題為主。這哥們最近突發奇想準備加入中華人民共和國國籍，但是在這裡我要給他打預防針，中國政府不喜歡批評的聲音，而且中國并不是一個移民國家。
@QienKuen 有人，說這個廈大法語系的大三學生（如果沒有記錯的話）是廈大真正的主人。其實，這句話一點也不過分。沒有人像他熱心於學校的各種活動，把廈大的週五論壇辦得有聲有色。這個論壇，實際上往往就是十來個廈大的學生的討論會，內容可能是關於一部電影的討論，也許是話劇，也有可能是時政。也許學生的看法和知識無法達到教授的高度，但這個論壇是廈大學生交流的一個平臺。值得一提的是，本人幸運地被請去參加一期關於“公共知識分子”的討論。在twitter上，@QienKuen的名頭比廈門大學更響亮。近期他還做了關於廈大講座信息的主頁，為同學們提供了極大的便利。
@kenworker 台灣旅遊從業者、部落客。常年往來於台灣和中國大陸之間，在兩岸的交往架設了一座橋梁。他和@thecarol（也是知名的台灣推友）將Punch Party（胖奇）介紹到大陸。在twitter上，他讓我們看到了台灣人的生活以及一個平凡的台灣人對政治的理解。
@isaac 中國大陸博客第一人。他姓毛，所以人稱“毛主席“，但他并不喜另外一個”毛主席“，後者是有爭議的歷史人物。在twitter上，他不遗余力地宣传他的sharism的思想。
@shizhao 國有化工企業工程師，維基百科中文管理員。他的Tweet兼容并包，從科技，互聯網到政治，包羅萬象，風趣、幽默，但個人覺得他的機器推太多了。
@DavidFeng 瑞士籍華人，懂得多國語言。他在twitter上的特點是發言積極，屬於twitter的重度用戶，堪稱華人世界的twitter之王，英文推比中文推多。他曾經列在tweetwasters.com的twitter名人堂裡邊第71位，全球排名最高的華人，只不過最近他tweet的量減少，排名有所下降。
